当射手男遇上魔蝎女

无论是什么情况，如果还想维护射手男的男性尊严，那你宁死也不要上女性的车。相信我，你宁愿听老妈子的囉哩囉嗦，也不会想要受魔蝎女的气！
建议：当然，买辆车最实际.

当魔蝎女向你哭述她病得有多苦有多惨，千万不要自作聪明地说一些自以为贴心的建议（“要吃药，多休息”）。事实上，她们会嫌你烦，认为你不了解，觉得你把她们当是小孩子，并且毫不客气的盖掉射手男的电话。
建议：闭上你的嘴巴, 给她一个射手男的招牌拥抱.

大多数射手男觉得只要对魔蝎女体贴服从，便能博取她们的欢心，其实这可能是一个非常非常严重的错误。上至度蜜月地点，下至吃日本餐还是西餐，魔蝎女都希望射手男能有些意见。话虽如此，无论射手男有多少主见，往往最后做决定的还是魔蝎女.
建议：舍弃我们中国人的礼让精神吧！舍弃我们射手男的君子之道吧！

很多时候，射手男都对自己衣着品味挺有信心。事实上，不少著名的时装设计师都是来自射手家族。很遗憾，当充满自信的射手男遇上魔蝎女的艺术执着，往往会吃不了兜着走。
建议：不想魔蝎女一整天摆张臭脸，你还是穿上正常一点的衣服.

购物诳街是魔蝎女的天性，是她们的自然反应以及神经反射。根据非正式统计，魔蝎女平均每天花将近4小时的时间在狂街上，是射手男的20倍。更要命的是，魔蝎女可以连续几个小时马不停蹄，在无水无粮的情况下，不眠不休地狂街。
建议：不想走路走到一半就断气，就多做运动

P.S.
Statement above was subjecting to particular case
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Survival Skills

Have you ever had locking yourself out of your apartment, losing your car in the Mid Valley lot, standing lost on a city street corner of Pasar Seni? Well, we are not Harry Potter, we cannot cast a pragmatic magic to make our life easier. We are not Tony Stark, we are incapable neither to build a high-tech devices nor hired a pretty 24 hour-standby executive secretary to assists us.
However, you can overcome almost any day-to-day disaster with some clever thinking and a bit of knowledge.

2008 is going to reach its end, well, its time to do something that beneficial to community. In this case, below are few pragmatic survival skills that i learned in 2008, an unrestrained year.

• Tell the time without a watch (Still stuying)

There are some moments in life when neither a watch nor a cell phone, nor even a bank with a big digital street clock. The two main methods involve dividing the sky into fractions or using your fist size to measure the horizon, and, like using the sun as a compass, both require thinking a bit about Daylight Saving Time and your general location in the world. It's sounds hard, in fact, it was. Basic geography knowledge is required.

• Wisely uses of car alarm

Get lost in stuffed parking lot? Forgot the colour of your car? Have no idea between Kancil and Myvi? Same model, colour, number plate of car parking beside yours? Well, that's not a big deal, provided you still holding the car remote. Press the alarm (or beep-beep locking button ) and you'll locate your vehicle from farther away. Saw a suspicious strangers that looks like Jim Carrey hanging around the car? Don't shout, don't ask why, don't ask what happen, don't get approach. Stay cool, hit the alarm button and run. You are advisable to follow the plan A, even he looks like Keanu Reeves.

• Know your direction without a compass

Who cares the direction? But it is a different story if you are freaker of jungle trekking. When navigating unfamiliar jungle, directions like "Head South to XXX" aren't terribly helpful.

Hold an non digital wristwatch with 12 o'clock at left. Move your arm so that the hour hand points the sun. The spot halfway between the hour hand and the 12 is south.

• Pick lock (Still a newbie)

Lock picking is no longer a fraud scene in 007 movie or Hitman game series. In fact ,it is one of those rare skills that give you serious cool cred and come in really, really useful at the right moments. With a little study, you can grab a piece of iron needle and come to the rescue of friends, neighbors, and your own forgetful self. Buy a simple lock and borrow a needle from your mom, start study yourself.

• Predict the weather yourself (I can predict the raining day)

The official forecasts and weather reports you can get on TV news or laptop are no longer perfect, and you don't need a meteorology degree to beat them. Take a look at the clouds, while also keeping your nose open for telltale smells. You can also watch animal behavior and follow other signs. More lucky, you can predict the earthquake, tsunami, flood and save your life.

• Recover from a late night

Clubbing, spending whole night on gaming and watching japanese movie are seriously damage to you, especially in terms of external appearance, regardless of internal healthy issues. In this situation, always prepare yourself with a cool sunglasses ( cover your puffy, dark under-eyes ), panadol ( effective cure to head pain ), Ali-Tongkat ( help to get back your focus and enable you to drive ).

• Improve your night vision

Finding one's way through the dark has been a true survival skill for ninjas, stealthy travelers, soldiers, and many other adventurers. In modern life, this skill is specially subject to night-ers. These included covering one eye to retain light sensitivity, using your cell phone's camera instead of your eyes, consume fish at least once a day and using red light electric torch instead of others colour.

• Become an lier detector

Doubting your boyfriend and husband naughty at outside? Wondering your best friend vendetta and stabbed behind you? Basically, everyone can become a detective, at least an lier detector. Please refers to http://www.ehow.com/how_2001040_become-human-lie-detector.html

P.S.

Take it seriously, as i am extreamly serious.

Leetspeak

Recently, i have had friends questioning, "What is NOOB?" and some who even misinterpreted LOL to a kind of abuse. At present, Leetspeak has been widely used in Internet chat, gaming communication and even SMS-ing is concerned. So, in order to help those who are still fresh to the world of Leetspeak, i have decided to provide you with a short glossary to help you at least sound like a experienced Leetspeaker, even if you're not as skilled a gamer.

Below are Leetspeaks that frequently used in Internet chat:

• Brb - be right back
• OMG - oh my god
• Porn - pornography
• Hentai - pornography in form of manga or anime
• Rdy - ready
• LOL - laugh out loud
• ROFL - roll on floor laughing
• Sry - sorry
• WTF - what the fuck
• WTH - what the hell
• Y/N - Yes/No
• A/S/L - age/sex/location
• LMAO - laugh my ass off
• STFU - shut the fuck up
• b4 - before
• Bb - bye bye
• Cya - see ya
• Y - why
• o0o - show your middle finger

Here are Leetspeaks that frequently sighting in game situation ( highly recommend to newbie Dota-er who wish to avoid any misinterpretations and to save any risky embarrassment from being labelled a Noob) :

• GG - good game/give up the game
• B - back
• Noob - newbie beginner, not skilled player
• Ks - kill steal
• MS - hero is missing, and high potentially come to you
• Top - top lane
• Mid - mid lane
• Btm - bottom
• GB - gangbang
• Fat - used to describe hero which has equided with few godlike items
• Feeder - players that keep pawned by others
• Solo - the action of player to dominate 1 lane
• Afk - away from the keyboard
• Short abbreviation of hero's name, such as AM stand for Anti-mage

Basically, Leetspeak is a tool used by hackers and crackers to code thier online chat, which usually carried out via BBS (Bulletin Board Systems) and IRC (Internet Chat Relay) programmes. For example, I l0v3 Xu3 Y1\4

Well, the internet now has provided us a myriad of tools to generate Leetspeaks, here is one of the generator i using: http://ryanross.net/leet/